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+ + + Hell Catz Clan Stats Fetch Tool + + +
This program looks up average Level and KDR for a clan. This is useful to look
up the overall clan strength.
http://rapidshare.com/files/118957363/HC_Fetch_2.17.exe.html
The version is 2.17 (Updated May 30th, 2008)
Requirement: JVM (Java Virtual Machine), get it here: java.com/getjava.
+ + + Ventrilo Information + + +
| IP | vtx14.defconservers.com |
| Port | 3866 |
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*** News ***
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+ + + Math 30 + + +
HC Clan Stats Fetcher is updated. Current version is 2.17. Now it asks you for
the Clan ID. No more passing line arguments. Now if you can read - you can use
it. Good luck looking up other clan!
+ + + May 29 + + +
The story below is posted here: http://hellcatz.net/?hatred.
This is just in case you want to share it, like I do... Of course, you shouldn't
unless you're as happy as I am about what happened.
Just wanted to remind you that there's this: http://hellcatz.net/?gstr.
All those East Coast clans that lag so much and know they do that never have as
much fun as we do. :/ Nubs.
Oh, this is very important. Atomicglry (I read it as atomic-girly) = Atomicgunz.
P.S. I'm really gonna kick some people this weekend.
P.S. #2 - What do you guys think about all the beef I have with East Coast
Laggers? Do you want me to be more polite to them? After all, they're all just
little unmannered kids. What about West Coast Wannabes? It's not their fault
they're retarded (PC: Mentally Challenged). All feedback is welcome in CatBook.
+ + + May 28 + + +
Today, Kif will tell you a little story about a little clan called "The Hatred".
Imagine a bunch of teenagers that go to gaming conventions that think they are
the best. Okay, now imagine that they have $$$ and spend all their time and
money on games. Now, they think they're the best, so to prove it, they make a
clan and stuff it with everyone with nice KDR. Doesn't matter if they're lvl 2
and live in Korea or lvl 50 and use an aug. Well, turns out they're not as good
as they claim they are, so what do they do? They open up more clans and start
power-leveling their clan. K2 Warns them saying that this kind of behavior will
not be tolerated, but what do they do? They do it again.
Then Kif comes along. They have been jealous of Kif for a long time, because
they don't understand how can someone be happy without a good scrim record, so
every time they see someone is happy, they start bitching. Too bad Kif always
owns them when they play in the same room, and they always use the same excuse:
"we're not trying"... Well neither does Kif. :/ Kif also has them all black
listed, so they wouldn't spoil his happiness.
Kif, being a curious one in the statistical division, keeps tabs on all the
major clans, and guess what he finds? A clan (Killers United) with only three
players that has since it's creation done nothing but lose to The Hatred three
times a day. Kif is a good, upholding citizen of K2Network, so he reports this
to the public: Forum post reporting this to K2
Little did Kif know, K2 is also angry at those little stuck up kids, so what do
they do? - Disband. Both Killers United and The Hatred get disbanded. Kif
couldn't be happier. He got some cheaters off the ranking chart, and tought the
nubs a lesson that cheating isn't rewarding in the long run.
Well, the next day, the former members of The Hatred (their leader and sid) go
on my X-Fire and try to "reason" with me. Jaspur was the one who gave them my
X-Fire. Notice none of them read the forums. They don't care about the community
so they didn't know anything. Anyhow, they also didn't think to get my xfire
from my post :/ Anyhow, again, first Jaspur said a bunch of **** and got blocked.
Next came Sid. He was talking his usual bullshit saying how much they own and
he thinks I'm jealous. He kept asking me "why did you get us disbanded?". He
never actually let me answer... he just kept on venting... Then he changed his
story, he said that he never power leveled, and that the other clan is just a
nub clan that tried beating them, and that I should buy them a new clan, because
I got theirs disbanded. Lol. What a nub, as if I was gonna fall for that. He was
literally begging me to buy a clan and give it to him :/ Well, I guess he
couldn't handle that I wasn't telling him to f*** off, so he started swearing,
and got black listed. Now he's done.
Then Haterized came. Said he was the leader of The Hatred. Asked me the same
stupid question, then said he doesn't want to know. I told him he's ignorant.
He said he wishes I would die. I told him games are about playing and HC is
about playing with nice people, but he didn't get it. They never do :/
Incidentally, I took the liberty of taking two screenshots:

*** Cough... They both admitted that they were power leveling. Hm.. they got
banned for it, and Kif got his good night sleep. Don't you like stories with
good endings?
+ + + May 23 + + +
UPDATE LATER ON THAT DAY:
I updated my HC_Fetch program.. the updated version (That you should use, not
to tick off K2) is here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/117140174/HC_Fetch_2.12.exe.html
Again, I'm looking for feedback.
Guess what? I spent the whole day today writing this stupid script, instead of
playing with you guys. I'm very sorry!
All I wanted to do was to update the levels on the roster, but ended up spending
hours writing a script to do it for me, and I still haven't updated the roster.
What I have done, is made a tool that does it for me. It did get me banned
for a few hours because K2 thought I was trying to pick passwords or something.
Anyhow, the tool is public, and you can try it yourselves - Here's the link:
*** REMOVED BECAUSE THE UPDATED VERSION. SEE ABOVE ***
All feedback is welcome and appreciated.
Dear Catz, please note - this tool can look up stats on any clan, just give it
the clan id as the first argument (ask me if you don't know what that means).
I find the tool a little handy...
For example, here are the stats for top 2 clans:
** Most Valuable Players **
Total Players: 30
Low-Level Players: 0 (0.0%)
Average Real Level: 37.7
Average KDR: 1.870
** Team Riot **
Total Players: 19
Low-Level Players: 7 (36.0%)
Average Real Level: 21.3
Average KDR: 1.920
+ + + May 22 + + +
I'm on summer vacation for the next three weeks. I'm going to be playing a lot
now. Expect scrims, find scrims, we're gonna scrim, got it? :D
First order of business - kicking people. This weekend some rookies get booted.
Second order - improvement. If you have ideas for improvement for us ->
Catbook away! I'm looking forward to your suggestions.
P.S. Like twinweapon has suggested, disable VoIP... log into warrock.net, go to
My Account -> Activate VoIP and click "Deactivate VoIP". That is of course,
if you're not using it.
+ + + May 13 + + +
I updated the levels and roster on the website.
Here are the people who're not registered on the website:
abolish, rokangle, stufin3, 1oblivion1, vacaville, mikikichi, hexagonal,
fresh2toes, sugarlipss, ihave1bar, greypupon, rollblast, batman, v3t3ran9,
steelfalcn, mrnubowns and adiosmf
I'm not sure all of them will stay with us, but they can register and
participate in the catbook.
+ + + May 12 + + +
Alright.. Someone messed up the catbook so that none of us could use it anymore.
This will not stand! I will find the bastard and crusify him!
Here's the list of nicknames active for the past couple days:
john
kantoklas1
snowiix
tailspin
torgos
carbonex24
twinweapon
dcsniper89
What I'm asking is which one of you cursed in capital letters? Due to restrictions
on my hosting account, I can't actually tell who this person is, so I'm hoping
you will all turn against one another and give up the culprit.
P.S. To get catbook to work again I had to erase the messages from last two
weeks. In case you were wondering what happened to them.
mrpjhaxorz is out again ... mrpjtoast is an asshole, and I do not want assholes
to play under our avatar. Sorry mrpjwaffls. Wish we could work something out.
There's a flood of new players. Hopefully some of them are good players or fun
ones. Either way, I hope it's not as lonely anymore.
+ + + May 5 + + +
Just wanted to say mrpjroxorz is back in the clan. Apparently some nub (cough
mrpjtoast) was playing on it, ruinig the KDR and messing up Hell Cat reputation.
waffls said he'll talk to him. So under those conditions he's back :D
A lot of people are taking a break from WR. I should take one too, to do well
on my finals, but don't be surprised if you see me even more often because
I will be "releasing stress."
Also, I'm sorry guys, but I am raising the bar for adding friends and nub
accounts. Seems we have already too many bad players, and the hassle of adding
and deleting your nub acounts after a few days is not what I signed up for.
So in the future, please tell your friends to get their level to lvl 18. I will
overlook the KDR for them, but that's about it. As far as nub accounts, if you
don't have premium on it, or it's not up to level 11, I won't think it's
serious.
+ + + April 25 + + +
We won four scrims today, yay :) We also added a lot of new people. Not all of
them are good or qualifying, but the idea is that some of them will stay and
some of those who stay will get really good.
I also made another requirement to joint he clan: ping less than a 100 to all
our California players (Kif, Tail and etc..) Hell Catz will not be affiliated
with laggers.
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